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Right bloody sad sod you are.

"Oh look at me I'm the ~*Bloody United Kingdom*~, yet I act like a dependent school girl.

Cry, cry, sob and sorrow. No matter I was once a great Empire with great pride. I seemed to have lost my balls somewhere and never bothered to search them out"

oh how ho-hum.

Hello sir! *beaming* Do you happen to have any mystery that The Katsuragi Yako Demon Detective Agency might solve? Sensei is away at the moment, but I can definitely make an appointment for you if it is urgent! :> *advertising*

イギリスさん？　あの・・・ちょっとおそいですけど、メリークリスマス。*gives you a present wrapped with a cute pattern*

... Awwww... I can't car-roll if you're living in my house... =n=